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8:04pm September 18, 2014
cwtwist:

Old watch by FirefrankFaustographie

cwtwist:

Old watch by FirefrankFaustographie

8:02pm September 18, 2014

Relationship Headcanons

epiphany1x1:

Send my muse one (or more) of the following symbols for a headcanon about their relationship with that person

♀ for a mother headcanon 

♂ for a father headcanon

♖ for a sister headcanon

ψ for a brother headcanon

↹ for a best friend headcanon

▲ for an enemy headcanon

✻ for an old best friend headcanon

✤ for a grandparents headcanon

♘ for a favorite teacher headcanon

❀ for a boy/girlfriend headcanon

☮ for a self headcanon

✆ for an ex headcanon 

8:01pm September 18, 2014
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

7:56pm September 18, 2014

badpicturesofmymediocreart:

Marge: “Lisa, you’re never going to get a husband by being sarcastic”

Lisa: “All right, no husband.”

7:29pm September 18, 2014
  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude
7:29pm September 18, 2014

angrywookienoises:

skycaptainzombieslayer:

Attention Tumblr: I am getting into airsoft. 
They’ll be giving me guns. 
Yes that’s right. Me. Guns. 

[muffled evil cackling over the sounds of the Internationale playing]

SHOOT ALL THE THINGS

THAT IS THE INTENTION, YISS.

6:46pm September 18, 2014

Attention Tumblr: I am getting into airsoft. 
They’ll be giving me guns. 
Yes that’s right. Me. Guns. 

[muffled evil cackling over the sounds of the Internationale playing]

6:44pm September 18, 2014

bruhkomaeda:

bruhkomaeda:

[strums guitar] please keep cultural differences in mind when reading about things from different countries because not every country is like america

[blows sousaphone] this especially includes playing games and reading books and comics from other countries because guess what other countries arent america and dont have the same moral concepts as we do

6:43pm September 18, 2014

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

image

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

2:29am September 17, 2014

“I am interested in language because it wounds or seduces me.”

— Roland Barthes, The Pleasure of the Text (via feellng)